kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.

(via transdimensional-riftwalker)

OH BOY! IT’S FINALLY HERE!

wizbutts:

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Time to unbox this fuckin’ thing.

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What’s this shit?

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Gross.

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I’ll just put this where it belongs.

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THERE’S the real treasure!

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SWEET FUCKING CHIMPTITS.

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Get this lame shit out of here.

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Our lord and savior gets a shelf all to her own.

(via transdimensional-riftwalker)

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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agentyorkofficial:

an inspiration to us all

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all-hallows-meme:

gayobamafanfiction:

octoberchan:

sapper-in-the-wire:

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

My clique.

After even more getting into Mongol Empire history for these past few months as far as I see it they will only be really ferocious to the ones who backstab, betray, and cheat them. Previously Genghis Khan did not even want to fight them as his letter stated (I would need to go back to some archives tho).

"But rome was the greatest empire"

My favorite thing about my Middle Eastern history class was definitely the part where the Mongols attacked Baghdad after their emissaries had been executed.
They trampled the Caliph to death with their horses while he was wrapped in a rug because they didn’t believe in spilling royal blood.
Man the Mongols are so hella.

all-hallows-meme:

gayobamafanfiction:

octoberchan:

sapper-in-the-wire:

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

My clique.

After even more getting into Mongol Empire history for these past few months as far as I see it they will only be really ferocious to the ones who backstab, betray, and cheat them. Previously Genghis Khan did not even want to fight them as his letter stated (I would need to go back to some archives tho).

"But rome was the greatest empire"

My favorite thing about my Middle Eastern history class was definitely the part where the Mongols attacked Baghdad after their emissaries had been executed.

They trampled the Caliph to death with their horses while he was wrapped in a rug because they didn’t believe in spilling royal blood.

Man the Mongols are so hella.

allinyourimagination:

Henry by BloodnSpice
Commission Me | Flight Rising Commissions | Pokemon Requests
tastefullyoffensive:

[soupoder]

objectivelyhorribleperson said: What is your take on the whole "An oppressing group can never become a victim of oppression."? (I.E. White people can never be victims of racism, men can never be victims of sexism, e.t.c.) (Also, can't you disable anons?)

the1janitor:

The statement “a privileged group can never become a victim of oppression” is clearly wrong (as are most statements that contain the word “never”), for example, Men, a clearly privileged group, are heavily oppressed to a much greater extent than women by law enforcement and criminal justice, in America at least.

The idea that privileged groups can’t be victims of racism is ridiculous, obviously. If you say, I hate all white people, that’s racist. Duh.

Just to go ahead and anticipate it, the common tumblr response is “that’s not racism, that’s prejudice” and this makes my head hurt when people say it. So for all those that were ready to type that, just go look up the word “racism” in the dictionary please. That’s like if I’m holding an orange, and you say, “that’s not an orange, that’s a fruit.”.

BUT REGARDLESS, privileged groups are called privileged groups for a reason. The portion of oppression that men face is not even remotely close to the systematic disadvantages that women face. Dealing with racism in your personal life because of an asshole or two is not even remotely close to dealing with racism everyday because virtually every societal institution you participate in is plagued by it.

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

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stellarsarah:

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

this is texas in one picture tbh

stellarsarah:

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

this is texas in one picture tbh

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